Monday, January 26, 2009

She Never Showed

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Prepare Your Pussyship For Fuckboarding.

Houston, We Have No Problem.

I'm Not Going If They Don't Have Michelob

Monday, January 19, 2009

Get Out and Vote . . . On Michelob.



-tedd-

Some Friends Are Better Than Others.

Oh God, Make It Stop.

Why Not Drunk? Why Not Now?

I Can't Quit You, Michelob.



so smooth

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Gotta Go To Your Wedding? Why Not Do It Drunk?



WHERE YOU'RE GOING IT'S MICHELOB.

She's Pretty Progressive, I Think We'll Abort.

I Puked on the Beach.



WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!

Michelobo.



"Howl, howl/ Your fill and overripeness of the heart/ I may not come with you/ Companions of the broken bouy/ I may not seek/ the harbor of your drifting shore."

You, sir, are a fucking pussy.



Mich VII. It's gooooooooooood.

There's So Much Fucking Michelob in Me Right Now.

The Night Belongs to Michelob



I'm obsessed.

I like it a lot.